Nothing Exciting to Report

1) I just discovered through the magic of Facebook that one of my former middle school students is married and has a one month old baby. Jaw. Dropped. I just can't be that old. I can't be. Lemme hea' ya say, "That ain't right!"


2) I can't tell you how pumped I am for the Harry Potter finale, the Olympics in London in 2012, and now, a royal wedding. I'm just giddy with excitement. I just could not have timed this move to England any better, not that I'll actually be attending any premiers, watching any events live, or actually attending the wedding...


3) Today's office chatter...

Co-worker: "Could I pinch the guillotine?"

Me with wide eyes: "Sorry?"

Co-worker: "Could I pinch the guillotine?"

(Insert visions of beheaded kings.)

Co-worker: "It cuts paper."

Me: "Oh, a paper cutter.  Sure.  It's right here."