It was the first day of our vacation, and I was PUMPED. I planned to go on a tour of the Olympic sites with a friend from Bakersfield, Shannon. Nathan wanted to go to a used book store. Geneva Books is actually 30,000 volumes of theology and church history in the charmingly eccentric Colonel Underwood's house. We took off from Durham at eight in the morning with the vision to part ways for the afternoon. My tour was at 2:15. Surely it wouldn't take more than six hours to get to London, right? Wrong.
Driving in London is so stressful. We flew down to the outskirts of the city in about four hours, and then we sat in traffic for more than two. The heat was stifling, and we don't have air conditioning in our car. We weren't moving. We kept seeing signs for congestion charges. We heard that you can be charged for bringing a car into high congestion areas. You don't pay a toll, but they do send you a bill to your house. We heard it was about ten pounds a day, which we were fine with paying.
Spoiler alert: It's actually 60 pounds a day, and we had the car there overnight, which means we were charged 120 pounds. Oh, and Nathan got a parking ticket in Westminster, which was another 40. Moral of the story: Do not drive in London. Just don't.
Back to the story... I was stressing out that I was going to miss my tour! Finally, I jumped out of the car at a red light, found a Tube station, and arrived at the appropriate stop (West Ham) in East London about fifteen minutes late. The good news was that I was able to catch up with the group because Shannon was keeping an eye on them for me.
The bad news is that she couldn't stay. We said hello, got this picture, hugged a big hug, and then we said goodbye.
This was our guide. I was the hottest I've ever been since moving to England. Like... sweating. Bad. This guy's shirt was completely soaked by the end of the tour, but he insisted on wearing the blazer and everything. He needed his pockets, you see. You can see the ring of sweat about down to his second button in this picture, taken about 30 minutes into the tour. By the end, the sweat ring was down to his belly button.
As he was talking about the area, loads of port-a-pottys were being brought in for the Olympics. I think they're called port-a-loos here. They all had zip ties on the doors, so we couldn't use them. The first hour of the tour was a little disappointing. We just traipsed around back roads and looked at sewage pipes and things. All of the good stuff was blocked off for security reasons, so it probably would have been better to do the tour of the Olympic sites several months ago. However, it got better the second hour...
Here we are at the Prime Meridian. Greenwich Mean Time can be seen here if you just stand in the center, like a sun dial.
The Olympic Village! Actually, this is outside the Olympic Village. On the other side of the pink thing, there were athletes singing "We Are the Champions" with a live band.
In the background are the apartment buildings where the athletes and coaches and officials are staying, all 17,000 of them. Can you see the flags of the people who have moved in already? In the foreground are lots and lots and lots and lots of security tents.
This is a better view from the steps of a new mall.
Woohoo!
This is John Lewis, the anchor store at this brand new mall. It. is. fabulous. On the top floor is an official Olympics store. We ended the tour there, and I got treats for my contest winners, my dad and Melissa R.
This is the view from the third floor of the department store. See what I mean about the security tents?
And here's a portrait of the queen made out of jelly beans. I told you it was a cool department store.
From the department store I had to take the train/Tube back to Westminster, where we were staying the night. It was so crowded. I'm realizing more and more that I'm just not a city mouse. It was an electric atmosphere. Everyone was excited to be there, which was really cool. However, it felt like all the tourists were lost and taking pictures every five steps. Everyone moved very slowly, and no one spoke English.
This was taken two days before the Olympics even started. I can't imagine how crowded it must be right now.
Here's the view from my first train. Cool, huh?
Because I joined the tour after everyone had paid, I didn't even think about forking over my nine pounds for the two-hour tour until we were in John Lewis, at which time I lost our guide in a sea of people. I am officially a criminal. But after what London did to us in parking tickets and congestion charges, I don't really feel that bad.
There is so, so much more to come on our holiday down South. My computer is being a little frustrating right now, but I promise I'll keep working on things until it's all been documented. Stay tuned!