Some additional size-related comments from strangers (in addition to labor horror stories that people see fit to tell me at a very vulnerable time in my life)...
"DANG, GIRL!!!" This one was from a man in the hospital waiting room, yelled at the top of his lungs. I don't think he was "all there."
"I think I see a foot sticking out!" Again, in the same waiting room, and she was looking at my insulin pump under my shirt. I didn't bother to correct her.
"Holy cow!" Thanks, teen-aged dude.
"Her's gots a baby in her tummy." From a toddler at Target. It was quite sweet.
"No smuggling watermelons!" Uh, okay.
And still the ubiquitous, "Twins?" from a lady at the grocery store.
I told Nathan about the twins thing again and he said, "Next time that happens I'll just tell them you're three months along with quadruplets."
"No... 'cause then they'll ask all kinds of inappropriate questions like if they're 'natural' or through IVF or something."
"Then I'll tell them that we don't know who the father is, but that you're my wife and that I've chosen to stick by you even still."
"Great."
This is not our baby, obviously, but I thought he was cute!
AND WHO STOPPED PRAYING FOR MY SLEEP?!?!?!?! I gave you a good report in a post last week, but then my quasi-peaceful nights went bye-bye. After almost a week without solid shut-eye, I am going cuckoo again. Yesterday morning my mom and Nathan were asking me a simple question about transportation to a doctor's appointment, and I just couldn't answer. The words were in my mind but didn't come out of my mouth quickly enough. I ended up bursting into tears instead.
I told a friend in an e-mail that my behavior lately reminds me of my childhood dog, Bebe, when she was about to have puppies. She whimpered a lot and paced around the house and spent a lot of time in dark closets. I don't actually spend time in dark closets, but I don't feel like going out of the house AT ALL and have been feeling quite anxious. Every night I worry that I'll go into labor right after lying down and won't be rested and ready mentally or physically to get the dang baby out.
Normal, yes?
To all you mamas out there, I'm sorry you've probably experienced the same. To all you ladies who long to be mamas, I'm sorry you haven't experienced the same. Being pregnant has been a lot harder than I thought it would be, for sure, but I am grateful. When I'm tired, itchy, annoyed, uncomfortable, stretched out, panicked, grumpy, etc., Nathan says, "This is what we prayed for!" So true.
It's the final countdown. Cue Gob's music from Arrested Development.